13. Joe Manganiello

Sofia Vergara, we salute you. Not only did you manage to snatch Joe Manganiello (but we figure it wasn’t really that hard, considering you looks and sense of humor), but you managed to get him to keep his facial hair style!

Joe could never be a regular Joe, not with those looks. Come on, the man looks like Adonis.

However, with a beard, he looks a bit more human than godly, but about a hundred times hotter.

So, without any further due, we plead you to ensure that he keeps his beard, not just for you, himself or his fans, but for the whole world. We can’t live on a planet where Manganiello doesn’t sport at least a goatee.